RANDOM QUOTES & FUNNY STUFF

Camodian Tour guide Diarrhea Speach:
You eat street food... DIARRHEA
You drink water...DIARRHEA
You eat ice... DIARRHEA
You open window... DIARRHEA
You get bitten by Mosquito... DIARRHEA
You touch dogs on street...DIARRHEA
You take tuk-tuk...DIARREA

In Siem Reap at the Japanese Mr. Soup Restrauant. If you want to order dinner the key words are:
"NO SOUP"

In Vietnam when entering any area where there are tourist shops you'll hear the echos:
"Sir- you buy something? Lady- You want cold drink? Tuk-tuk? You buy t-shirt... One Dollar!"

More soon...